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Declan and Zeke strike out

18th Sep 2009 | 01:53 am
posted by: rosstopher2 in gaybours

Sunny and Bridget won't ever put out, so how are Declan and Zeke supposed to get any? Prostitutes? Nah, no money! It looks like they'll have to turn...to the gay side. Click here to view this very explicit sex story of 2 teenage boys that are so horny, they have no other choice.Collapse )

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So...

26th Aug 2009 | 05:34 pm
posted by: bassair in gaybours

... I don't know if anyone's really all that active anymore but I just need to know I'm not the only one...

Declan/Ringo. Is it me or should they really, really be together?

(I'm behind, so please no spoilers. Ringo just joined the AFL.) 


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Ringo and Frazier 2/2

12th Nov 2008 | 07:47 pm
posted by: dancingtimes in gaybours

Neighbours is the property of FreemantleMedia Australia. This story has no
bearing on the show or on the actors who play these characters. If you're
not the age of majority in your area or aren't supposed to read this, then
don't. Practice safe sex in real life, and enjoy watching soap operas.

If you have any comments or ideas about the story, then please let me know @ wandamaxa@hotmail.com.

Note: dancingtimes is NOT wandamaxa :-)

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Ringo and Frazier 1/2

12th Nov 2008 | 07:44 pm
posted by: dancingtimes in gaybours

Neighbours is the property of FreemantleMedia Australia. This story has no
bearing on the show or on the actors who play these characters. If you're
not the age of majority in your area or aren't supposed to read this, then
don't. Practice safe sex in real life, and enjoy watching soap operas.

If you have any comments or ideas about the story, then please let me know @ wandamaxa@hotmail.com.

Note: dancingtimes is NOT wandamaxa :-)

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16th Sep 2008 | 07:03 pm
posted by: jekesta in gaybours

Hm, I decided I couldn't tell if that last post is really meant to be sarcastic flaming or just a heartfelt desperate plea. So I'm just leaving it there.

Frankly there hasn't been a post here for over a year and Neighbours should damn well do something to inject some gay. If Zeke is their only option then so be it. Although really begging and pleading and bankrupting themselves to get Dylan back would obviously be somewhat preferable.

OH I MISS DYLAN. Do you remember when Paul stroked Dylan inappropriately in the classroom in front of everyone after he had been in a fight? And that time that Sky told Paul to be nicer and Paul went "I NEVER ASKED FOR HIS LOVE!!!!!"? And that time when Dylan spent ages crying in the hospital because Paul wanted to die and he was ALL THAT DYLAN HAD TO LIVE FOR? And all the times that Paul and Dylan couldn't stop touching each other and smiling at each other and declaring their love for each other in remarkably touching ways? AND HOW GOOD NEIGHBOURS WAS, DAY AFTER DAY OF GAY LOVE?????? I miss Dylan a lot.

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THIS IS THE SUBJECT

16th Sep 2008 | 05:48 pm
posted by: stirtea in gaybours

IF ANYONE WHO WORKS ON NEIGHBOURS READS THIS THEN PLEASE ENSURE THAT ZEKE AND RINGO DO EACH OTHER. THIS PROGRAMME SERIOUSLY NEEDS A HOT, RAMPANT, GAY STORYLINE TO SAVE ITS SORRY ARSE. GO GAY! HAVE YOUNG BOYS HAVE SEX!

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OH PAUL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

16th Aug 2007 | 06:28 pm
posted by: jekesta in gaybours

I LOVE PAUL ROBINSON SO MUCH SO MUCH SO MUCH. Oh. Just when neighbours is mostly dull and they destroyed themselves by taking Dylan away and OH GOD, but now there is Fox which is the BEST NAME EVER FOR AN IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND OF INCREDIBLE GAY.

For anyone not watching, Paul has a brain tumour, and Elle has cheated him out of allllll his money, so he is living in Ned's old flat (thank god not WITH Ned) and then a couple of weeks ago he started to hallucinate himself a boyfriend. It's not explicitly spelled out that he's a hallucination, he just clearly is. He's a young homeless tearaway boy creature wtih scruffy hair and PAUL LOVES HIM and it is BEAUTIFUL and for a while he sort of wore the same colours as Paul and stuff and and and he made Paul try to get back at Elle and break into her house and things like that, and then Paul got cross with him and he went away a bit.

But today Paul found him sleeping in the park and he had been beaten up and PAUL TOOK HIM HOME FOR "FOOD AND WARMTH" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY HAPPINESS IS UNTOLD. Food and warmth. We know that Paul doesnt' have any food, he lives on what Harold gives him from the cafe. So he basically told him to come home for warmth, which is the most beautifully euphemistic thing ever I LOVE THAT HE HAS TO BE EUPHEMISTIC WITH HIS HALLUCINATION. And then the next we saw of them, Fox was dressed only in a towel and was all bruised and Paul was all worried and wanted to take him to a hospital but Fox refused, and so Paul gave him pain killers and told him to put on his dressing gown and OH I LOVE PAUL ROBINSON I LOVE THAT HE BRINGS THE GAY, I LOVE THAT HE IS NOT BRINGING THE GAY WITH NED ANY MORE, I love that everyone is so pointless now that Dylan has left that Paul has had to turn to imaginary people. OH.

Obviously deep down in his heart if it weren't for casting problems Paul would be hallucinating himself Dylan, which would be TWICE THIS BEAUTIFUL AT LEAST, but he's not doing that, and that's okay. Dylan would be crying if he knew, obv. But for now it's okay.

I don't want Paul to find out he's an hallucination. He nearly told him today, he pointed out that he didn't need pain killers, and Paul said 'Oh I suppose you don't need food either' and he said 'well no'. This is the kind of information it's important to hide from your hallucinating boyfriend in case he lets the surgeons CUT YOU OUT OF HIM. Oh, I don't want the surgeons to cut him out, I want to keep him FOREVER. I think everyone in neighbours should have an hallucinatory gay lover.

Sorry, I'm a bit giddy, Paul Robinson took a young* boy home to his flat for warmth.

*ISH, LIVEJOURNAL, YOUNGISH. Dude.

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Sniff!

8th Jun 2007 | 02:09 pm
posted by: arimunami in gaybours

Fare thee well, my baby.Collapse )

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Today's Brill Ep...

4th Jun 2007 | 07:00 pm
posted by: arimunami in gaybours

Neighbours was on TOP form today, I'm sure you'll all agree!

Yay, our OTP back together again! Even if it was for a angsty, revenge-filled, horrifying (well, sort of) race through the bush! Paul looking scared! Dylan doing his evil!face! Throwing pebbles at Paul!

Paul: I can give you anything you want- you were like a son to me. I know you're a good person!

And Dylan being mad as Paul does just not get it.

And then Dylan pushing him over the edge. Sniff. They are so broken up now. And yet somehow this is good. I also liked how this was interspersed with scenes of BitterDaughter!Elle and Paul'sNewPlaything!Ned, who commiserated each other on ever having known Paul Robinson. And Dylan crying! My poor baby! And then doing the right thing and helping Paul! And them sprawled out on the ground together. God it was great.

Paul and Dylan. Even though I try, I just can't seem to quit you! Yay!

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1st Jun 2007 | 05:58 pm
posted by: jekesta in gaybours

Oh Dylan, Paul LOVES YOU, you don't need to tie him up and gag him, HE WAS TOTALLY YOURS FOR THE TAKING, you could have just asked and he would have kissed you and it would have been beautiful and yes this might be beautiful as well in it's whole messed up way but he was going to be there for you FOREVER and now not so much and you should have at least CRIED YOUR EYES OUT AND LET HIM HOLD YOU FIRST, we have been waiting FOREVER. OH. I've been really eagerly looking forward to Stingray's death in the hope that Dylan and Paul might cuddle in a cupboard again, that's the thing. But that was pretty much nearly as good. I love that Paul touched his shoulder. And that Dylan ran away from his family and everyone who loves him to be with Paul. The whole kidnap aspect is just EXTRA love yes. OH I LOVE NEIGHBOURS SOMETIMES SO VERY MUCH.

(Also, Harold pushing Dylan to the floor made me SO HAPPY. I know it's wrong, I just really like when people hurt Dylan, especially if they're hurting him because he's upset. Mostly I just like that they touch him. Not enough people touch Dylan ever. By people I mostly mean older men. Whatev.)

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